Back when I was at La Mama Umbria, Naomi Iizuka gave us an exercise: to write a scene that was somehow offensive, and somehow to incorporate a story that the person sitting next to us had told us. I was sitting next to MT Cozzola, and she told me a story about using soapy water as post-coital birth control (that kind of story sticks with you).
So I came up with a character, Jeanine, who is sure to offend pretty much everyone in some way. She speaks in appallingly fake British accent, though she's from Rhode Island. She smokes cigarettes, mocks physically disabled people, developmentally disabled people, physically unattractive people, and threatens to set her pet cat on fire.
After I got home to New York, I tweaked the monologue a bit. But it was so harsh, I didn't think of sending it out until a year ago. This afternoon, I found out it's been selected for Mildred's Umbrella Theatre Company's short play festival (Museum of Dysfunction V). It runs August 9-18 at their space, Studio 101 (1824 Spring Street, Houston, Texas). From looking at the website, they produce a lot of writers I like: Mac Wellman, Chris Durang, Will Eno (fellow Albee Fellow), Len Jenkin, Naomi Wallace (fellow Hampshire College grad). I'm excited!